Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015
Get the conflatulations mug.Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.
Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023
Get the Conflatulations mug.A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.
Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.
by whodenym January 13, 2024
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by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
Get the CONGRATULATIONS mug.When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
Get the A Proper Engagement Congratulations mug.When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.
This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."
It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."
It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019
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