confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Cofuck

Threesome. Having sex with more than one person.

You think you had a wild night? Jamie had a cofuck.

by abdb March 6, 2008

comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Confuculate

To be confused, or confuse someone.

I always get confuculated when it comes to chemistry.

by Ultimate bitch March 20, 2006