Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021

Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag

UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag (n.)
\ˈəp-ˌsīd-ˈdau̇n kən-ˈfe-d(ə-)rət ˈflāg\

A flag that stands for peace and Black pride.

"Hey, you stupid racist mother-fucker. Take that fucking flag off your hick fucking cracker car."

"No, Nigger. This is an UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag."

"Sweet."

by kvoorhees May 1, 2010

Confederate States of America

A group of states that didn't like the way United States of America was going, so they said they weren't really part of the United States of America anymore. The rest of the country didn't like this, so they started a war. A lot of people think the war was fought over slavery, but that was just one issue among many. Most southerners didn't even own slaves, although most of the ones who did owned a lot of them. The next most common thing is to own one slave or no slaves.

If the Confederate States of America had won, things would be so much better now. People would've abolished slavery eventually and the Confederate States of America were much more for state rights than our government is today.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

Confederate flag

racist

Dan: Oh she has a confederate flag in here room.
me:Racist bitch

by Amos:savannahyoas May 31, 2021

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003