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Compoasty

When you drop your roasty toasty it decomposes and the toasty becomes compoasty, then the roasty toasty becomes ghosty and dueto that you boasty and invite all your friends over which makes you the hoasty, but to ensure that no one gets lost on the way to the party that you are the hoasty too you ned to place a signposty.
Harvey I dropped my roasty toasty, it will now become compoasty.
by compoasty man April 23, 2019
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Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt
Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.
by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018
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Carbos fructus compost

Carbos fructus Compost is the best compost.
by Very very bright students August 31, 2022
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compost

the act of not removing the ash out of a bowl of a bong or pipe. To throw in more smoking material (tobaco marijuana) on top of the ash and continue smoking.
"Don't bother ashing bro, compost that shyt "-willy potsmoker
by smalliebigs September 16, 2009
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The Compost

The location where both people and animals are dry-farmed.
Dirty Mike and the boys just took me to the compost. Boy am I loose!
by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020
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Composture

The simultanioues state of both ones composure and posture. There are several states of Composture, ranging from bad to good.
"Her Composture as she related the tale of how she left the baby on the metro told it all.
Or
When they came back from the toilet together, you could tell from his composture that he did indeed win the "mine is bigger than yours" discussion they had during dinner"
by antfox April 18, 2009
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Composting

Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.

Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.
1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.

2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.
by Jebediah T July 21, 2011
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