conperson

A non-gender specific shortening of the term "congressman"

The senators and conpersons inserted pork in the bill like a New York Deli on a Saturday.

by Patti B February 12, 2009

compervert

Compervert: a person who gets a sexual pleasure from the joyful sexual experiences of others. Related to compersion.

My husband got laid last night and I couldn't stop fantasizing about it because I'm a huge compervert.

by mbmIX January 2, 2012

Riley Comerford lips

Lips that are so fucking huge that you could catch them on a trip wire. When the lips come together it is like two planets coming together - could potentially cause an eclipse. Making out with someone who has Riley lips is very sloppy and it is impossible to latch on to the whole lip at one time.

"Damn, those are some Riley Comerford lips"

by bigthiccboi-69 October 7, 2017

Reverse Cowperson

When you are laying down on the bed and the your sexual partner starts riding your dick/strap-on like a mechanical bull while they are turned away from you. Often used to conceal one's identity and gender for casual sex.

Persom 1: Who was that person you hooked up with last night?
Person 2: I'm not sure, never saw their face.
Person 1: Well, was it a dude or a chick?
Person 2: Don't know, we did it Reverse Cowperson style.

by Gain Diddends November 22, 2020

drop top compressor

a type of car by the way

1.oh dear it seems to be raining drop top compressors

2.NOOOOOOOOO my drop top compressor ate my mum!

by jobby bum August 3, 2003

Compusore

red sores that one gets on one's wrists and finger tips because of subtle computer use

"Dude! Look at my hands! They're all red and stupid and stuff!"
"Dude! You have compusores!"

by myspace/dannyxayala December 21, 2009

Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010