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competitious

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win
by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
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Competitour

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
by Roger Miles January 21, 2015
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competitionable

A word only Kevin’s can create
Person 1: Dang Kevin you and Jake are really good friends.
Person 2: Yeah we are really Competitionable people
by Fuhendhdu May 16, 2022
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Macwards compatible

Anything and everything that will work with a Mac or other such Apple products.
-"I don't have a PC, and I'm having a hard time finding many games that are Macwards compatible."

-"How unfortunate."
by YIIMM March 1, 2008
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competits

A competition between women of two different breast sizes.
I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.
by kerriswheel April 25, 2011
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overly-competitive

A person that is a big pain in the ass because they turn everything into competition. Their main goal is to steal attention for themselves. If its not about them then they will downplay its importance. Secret, behind the back maneuvers are common. Two faced.
That guy is an "overly-competitive" ass!
by Rocky123 December 1, 2013
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portnoy's complaint

A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.
"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.
by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005
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