Comongoose

An individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. Often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. A comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. This peculiar species of human has a diet consists of Burger King and can expell up to his own body weight in waste a day. See Tyrant

Nerd1: Damnit! The host kicked me out of the room again
Nerd2: Sounds like a real comongoose.

by beans555 November 24, 2009

colotto

Contracted form, used in Italian, for speed control which is consider too dispersive especially when used in the metric form

Stai attento al colotto dietro al parco giochi.

by Sniper assoluto May 4, 2021

Comodin Cam

The King of Transformers YouTube! Need I say more? Okay.

Not only is he kind of relatable, but he and his friends on his gaming channel are funny as fuck and manages to make even the most stoic person laugh.

He is a legend and a huge blessing to the Transformers fandom with his open minded opinions, and his tier lists and rant/discussion videos either with himself or others will guarantee to not only entertain even the most bored ass TF fan, but also make REALLY GOOD POINTS.

TF fan 1: Hey bro I'm so glad you like Transformers as much as I do! I recommend watching Comodin Cam. Ever heard of him?
TF fan 2: No, who's that?
TF fan 1: Here I'll show you

69 hours later

TF fan 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL.....HE'S SO TALENTED!! PETITION FOR HIM TO VOICE WASPINATOR, STARSCREAM AND TRACKS IN THE NEXT TRANSFORMERS MEDIA!!!

TF fan 1: Ikr? Dude is literally getting all the good shit he deserves because unlike other channels on YouTube he actually puts a lot of effort into his vids PLUS it really shows.

TF fan 3: So glad you introduced them to Comodin Cam. He's the reason I have this beautiful Big Chungus Thundercracker, A.K.A Q Transformers TC! They are refreshingly simple, small, tubby and yet so much fun to handle! So thankful to Cam! ^_^

by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022

vomit comet

The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks from the bar, and that alcohol induced vomiting is a common occurance.

fucking hell, i hate taking the vomit comet home.. you meet the drunkest weirdos on it.

by mrPrez September 27, 2004

Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).

Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.

by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009

Como-Say-What

What did you say?; Excuse me?; Say That again.

I'm Sorry I wasn't listening, Como-Say-What?

by Kujo Jacobs March 10, 2009

cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.

Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.

by the comand'r November 15, 2013