Commonwealth Academy

A shitty racist school made from two small renovated buildings. It hosts a variety of racist people including an english teacher that says the word Chink in reference to the slur for asians, and another teacher who said the N-word twice without repercussions

Guy: "Have you heard about that school Commonwealth Academy?"
Guy 2: "Oh dude, I fucking hate that school, they have racist teachers there."

by lmao1234567891011121314151617 June 23, 2024

Commonwealth cowboy

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.

Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy

by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025

Commonwealth triple

When a Lad performs 3 key moves to his girl in one night. The first being the sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes. Secondly performing sexual relations with a large black goldfish. Lastly producing such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

Oi bois, I did the Commonwealth triple to my bird yesterday. Her funeral is Thursday.

by Sebsass December 15, 2025