Food coma

Eating so much food that you feel as if you are about to pass out or fall asleep.

Last night I went to McDonalds, taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut. I ordered two big macs, three chalupas, twelve piece bucket of chicken, and a supreme pizza. After eating, I was not able to move, so I called in sick the next day and told my boss that I was suffering from a food coma.

by Gazelle462 February 6, 2015

Sad coma

When you are so sad that you cannot move

Your friend calls you a liar and you become so sad you're in a sad coma

by LStorey13 February 11, 2019

Comast

When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood

Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.

by superbuckles October 19, 2020

classroom coma

When you wake up and feel energized but as soon as you enter the classroom, a wave of exhaustion comes over you & have trouble staying awake for the duration of class. Amazingly, once you leave the vile classroom atmosphere, you suddenly become energized & ready to conquer the world!

As soon as I entered class, I had trouble staying awake and fell into a classroom coma!

by Demi K August 29, 2010

sack coma

Passing out due to the sight of blood when trimming your balls with a razor.

Tried to trim my balls for my lady and wound up in a sack coma.

by PK27 May 3, 2016

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Christian Coma

More commenly known as CC he is the drummer in Black Veil Brides. Although no one ever seems to think he's a good guy he's actually one of the funniest guys in the band, also his accent tends to amuse english people.

He replaced Sandra Alvarenga for the second album, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he's done something or said something that offends someone, but he's really a good guy.

not-so-true fan; Oh my god! The drummer, whatshisname, just threw his drumstick at Ashley! The Bastard!

Real fan; It was an accident you idiot, and his name is CC...now get out of my sight.

Real fan1; Yeah I heard Sandra left, who replaced her again...

Real fan2; Christian Coma remember!

Fake-fan; Oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!

real fan 1&2; ...not funny.

by Dinosaurs-eat-chicken-nuggets December 1, 2011