Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.

I just got hit with a coma shot

by qwindy January 1, 2011

Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)

Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye

by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011

coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

by Gralkor December 9, 2008

coma-fried

when you are so baked you pass out as if your going into a coma.

Jonathan- Dude. How stoned are you?
Chris- I'm coma-fried man...

by Jonny Blazzzze February 21, 2009

Coma Baby

A coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. The baby's mother is normally "sleeping" for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). Side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and anal leakage.
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven

Mother (while sleeping): I'm in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!

Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!

by SarahAsiaKathleen. March 11, 2009

coma girl

A cool girl who knocks out the boys with her mona lisa smile, her long brown hair, and her buttless chaps worn over blue jeans while she and her motorcycle gang members ride with her down a Idaho road on a sunney day.

Chealsea is my Coma Girl, with her long, blue jeans, soft brown hair and cool disposition.

by Elllion Melllion June 5, 2005

coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009