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colonic

The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".

The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.

You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.

WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).

Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
Dude, I had a colonic yesterday after I ate taco bell for lunch. My asshole is still on fire!
by ksumarine April 26, 2005
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the colonies

Somewhat archaic/patronising yet affectionate term used in the UK for the white dominions of Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
I want Australia to do well at the world cup - you've got to support the colonies haven't you?
by Colonialist August 7, 2006
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colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out
that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini
by grumpkinator October 30, 2010
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colonia high school

Damn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school
by Wack city November 30, 2017
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colonie

Like the last definition read, a large town in Albany and Schenectady County in New York. There is a rivalry between the North and the South, but unlike the Civil War, we (The South) are, always were, and always will be the superior area. Go Raiders!
Shaker highschool sucks, Colonie High school is awesome.
by Eric Savage March 6, 2005
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colonize

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!
If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER.
by 32121 July 23, 2016
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First Colonial High School

A semi-nice high school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Much nicer then Cox. The kids at FC are much more down to earth and don't act like assholes. There are definitely not as many rich, stuck up snobs, and less drugs. All together its a pretty chill school, and when you tell people you graduated from there, they wont look down at you (contrary to graduating from cox).
FC student 1- Hey dude, i got with hilary last night

FC student 2- Nice man, good for you

FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school

FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
by 1@n que November 14, 2010
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