Skip to main content

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins drink spiked with roofies. A date rape drink to give to a person so that they are unconscious when raped. See also Bill Cosby drink.
The lady will have a Susan Collins. She isn't receptive to my advances. But with this date rape drink I won't need her consent.
by Brett_Kavanagh October 5, 2018
mugGet the Susan Collins mug.

colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.
Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"
by DFZ123 October 14, 2012
mugGet the colleenism mug.

Susan Collins

1. A term used to describe a woman who trusts an irate, lying, paranoid drunk over a competent, collected woman.
2. A politician who acts as though she is a moderate feminist, but is a master-mind behind the war on women.
3. The act of pretending to care and listen to survivors of sexual assault, but afterwards claiming the survivors were bullies.
4. A politician who delivers a speech that speaks down to every person who ever experienced or believed someone who was a victim of sexual assault.
5. A hypocrite.
Angela pulled a Susan Collins when she told Brandon that Amy was a bully for telling her she was raped last weekend.
That governor is a real Susan Collins for saying she supports women while restricting their access to birth control.

I would say I'm more of a Susan Collins in that I find angry powerful men incredibly compelling.
by Bart Kavanaugh October 6, 2018
mugGet the Susan Collins mug.

Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."
by macdude72 March 10, 2009
mugGet the Carlinism mug.

Copinism

Person 1: "Joking is one of my copinisms"
Person 2: "Haha same dude"
by EmzieWemzie January 13, 2021
mugGet the Copinism mug.

collins

Collins are good friends and boyfriends bucause they understand you and give you good advice. They are normally quite tall and skinny tho they may not realise. Collins are very rare and extremely hard to find but trust me, if you find one, keep him safe and listen to him, because if you listen to him, he will listen back and give you good advice when he can.
Leah: hey Collins i have a worry.

Collins: what is it?...
from then on he will listen and help here and there.
by leah x turner December 27, 2016
mugGet the collins mug.

mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life
you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins
by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018
mugGet the mr collins mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email