collateral beauty

It's the beauty on the inside , now how you look but how you act and feel - basically your personality

"That girls collateral beauty radiates"

"I agree"

by Heather2244 December 31, 2016

Collateral Damage

Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.

Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"

Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."

by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011

collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.

He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.

by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021

Collateral damage

Needless explosions causing loss of woman/children and or irreplaceable artifacts

"Generic military rank is celebrating the capture of whatever city in small warring country by coalition forces done with minimal collateral damage"

by Pheidippides December 26, 2003

collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.

A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.

by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010