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Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.
-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!
by NOP724 May 5, 2011
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harrison coleran

Honestly the best. Strangely has 6 toes and loves the bee movie. If you're reading this you have more than likely lost all hope. Also people called Harrison Coleran scream at games a lot... A LOT.
person 1: have u head Harrison Coleran hes screaming at fortnite kids again.
person 2: he really doesn't like them fortnite kids.
by skinny boi it is February 13, 2021
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Coletan

Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.
Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!

Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
by Anonapotomus April 5, 2013
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Cole Train

Cole Train is the applied term to the rawest, most rugged, muscle upping, sex- appealing man in the room. Derived from the identical title of the legendary first Cole Train. Cole Train is recognized for his uncanny ability to play (and win) left handed beer pong and may frequently receive dome from beautiful female public educators. Not to be confused with his partner in crime and cohort Cole Danger.
Female: "Wheres the Cole Train of this party?"

Overshadowed Male: "Hes over there rocking some pong blindfolded. Why do you ask?"

Female: "Because im going to ride the Cole Train."
by Cole^2 December 26, 2011
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Cole Train

A large vehicle used for transporting carbon based fuels of the solid variety to power stations and such. Known for its tell tale "Choo choo" sound.
#1 :"We are low on fuel!"
#2 :"Its coming now, its on the Cole Train"
by Rolf Harris' Elite Ninja Squad September 29, 2010
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Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.
The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"
by Matt September 1, 2004
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constrained

A term meaning "we are completely out of stuff" that some people just don't grasp.
We are constrained on laptops, so stop asking, biotch!
by Bama-in-CA October 10, 2005
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