chocolate covered banana

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.

Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.

by Phil Radar November 11, 2010

Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

covered up

To be extremely busy at work or too important for your friends. At work, can be the byproduct of being voluntold to do several things.

Scott - You comin' out for the engagement party?
Dave - Can't man, i'm covered up until next week.

by Slimy Pete January 10, 2008

Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

BBQ Rib covered crack

When you have some BBQ ribs and you have a girl lay on her stomach. You then proceed to spread her arsecheeks and rub bbq ribs up and down her crack then continue to lick it up.

Man1: Man she was such a freak she let me give her a BBQ Rib covered crack.
man2: gross. but did it taste good?

by CrackHeadJerry June 29, 2021

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)

"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.

by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008

cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016