slave contract

A contract where you sell your soul to a company or person i.e letting them own everything you ever produced and also them being able to always extend the contract as a bonus fact most slave contracts prevent people from suing the company so always read the contract before signing

You never hear anything about the people who have auditioned for ___ Got Talent? Maybe they have signed a slave contract so they can't post anything online without their permission

by Hotpies January 28, 2018

Trauma Contract

A trauma contract is where one person in a relationship (romantic or friendship) makes partner(s) sign a contract saying that they will not do certain things as a result of a previous toxic relationship. This is often linked with ptsd and paranoia, as trauma from the past could make one fear similar things happening again.

Maddie made her boyfriend sign a trauma contract that said he will never ignore her calls.

by Freerose October 1, 2018

coingratulations

Monetary compensation combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.

When Maria exceeded her monthly work goals, her boss generously compensated her with her due coingratulations.

by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

coingratulate

To compensate monetarily, combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.

At the board meeting, the President made an effort to coingratulate Andrew, who well-deserved every bit of coingratulations.

by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

contact hangover

State of stupidity, mild headache, confusion and general malaise attendant on having a hangover, based on proximity to a hungover person, rather than the actual fun of drinking the day before.

1) Got a contact hangover from Suji and was worthless at doing work for the rest of the day.

2) Would remedies for contact hangover include greasy food and hair of the dog? Worth a try...

by Ara. S. May 2, 2009