Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
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Dr. Fauci is a cockwamble.
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A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
by Maddalious September 15, 2025
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by Kurzo July 26, 2021
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Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023
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Jane wants some dick but cant get it from Jack because he wants a waffle so he calls a homie to pork his wife and now shes pregnant with a mixed kid and he has no more waffles, there for he is LE CUCKWAFFLER
by PenisBoy69420 July 17, 2020
Get the LE CUCKWAFFLER mug.Olivers army buddies were impressed with his cocksnafflering abilty, during his ritual initiation he snaffled 30 buddies cocks from his platoon. He wants to move onto bukkake next time, when he initiates other squad members
by He Who Snaffles Wins July 16, 2008
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