Cocytus

The river of lamentation, one of the five rivers of Hades in classical mythology; later adapted by Dante as the ninth and lowest circle of Hell.

At the center of the eighth circle is a deep well, at the bottom of which is found the ninth circle, known as Cocytus.

by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

cockcussion

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.

"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."

by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

cockpusher

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.

Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.

by sexxyback October 28, 2006

Cocytus

The lowest level in hell, where people are permanently frozen in ice.

by dj gs68 October 24, 2003

cockcushion

Cockcushion - Is a pillow you put between your legs when your sleeping, for added comfort.

Ew! Don't use that pillow it was keith's cockcushion!

by Jacob GeeGee September 14, 2007

cocktosis

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".

After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.

by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009