CocoTimer

One who spends all of his or her time at work, doing everything, except for his or hers assigned duties.

He came in a half hour late, made some tea, and surfed the net until lunch. He is a world class Cocotimer.

by Jason Five December 9, 2004

cocktalker

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.

Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!

by tedshado July 15, 2010

cockatier

Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.

You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.

by fronc08 January 23, 2011

cockeimers

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)

Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022

cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.

What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.

by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009

Cocktober

The month dedicated to being sus with the homies

Bro it’s cocktober I ain’t gay tho

by Bingbong your opinion is wrong October 7, 2020