This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.
A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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by mj August 14, 2003
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Get the Cockstache mug.a person who trolls others by using their opinions as fact. Cognitive dissonance is their comfort zone. They are masterful trend followers and have no logical reasoning skills. They are also the smartest person in the room because of a liberal arts degree.
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