cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

cockshott point

1. The moment before male ejaculation
2. A road near Lake Windermere, UK

by Stuart Taylor October 4, 2003

cockapotimus

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009

cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

by Avolin June 26, 2003

cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

cockopotamus

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.

That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!

by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

cocksnot

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016