cockpunch

A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.

Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.

by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.

If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.

by Cpu0 August 17, 2011

cockcunt

Term of endearment for close friends and colleagues

"Hello my good cockcunt, are you out on the rape tonight?"

"He's a real cunting cockcunt"

"I was so pleased to see the old cockcunt, I could have cried"

by Garry Glitter July 24, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.

I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.

by YesISM January 4, 2011

Cockringaside

Suicide by masturbation with a cock ring that is to tight, causing the testicles to explode on ejaculation.

That poor guy just commited cockringaside.

by Tony February 3, 2004