cockaissance

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.

Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"

by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011

gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.

That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything

by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020

Cocksmack

1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.

I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.

by Obamatang May 29, 2010

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004

cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008

cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack

Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'

by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005

cocksmack

the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.

man brian cock smacked me 5th period and it still hurts

by pillihp draw March 9, 2005