Breached the cockpit

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.

My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

by Ryan smack August 1, 2020

cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010

rusty cockpit

a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood

forrests mom has a rusty cockpit

by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009

Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.

I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

russian cockpit

The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.

Pilot: All aboard the Russian cockpit.

by Mike Op January 21, 2008

Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus

‘Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’

by BallPot November 24, 2023