cockle

In money terms, the word cockle means £10.00. Cockney rhyming slang used in London - Cockle Cock and Hen = 10

That will cost ya a cockle darling.

by Spliff Head September 22, 2008

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Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

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Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016

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Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.

That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!

by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013

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