Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

Cocking On Your Bitch

To hit on another persons girlfriend.

"Stop talking dat shit or im gunna be cocking on your bitch"

by neale johnson December 13, 2007

Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007

cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.

Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.

by i1abnrk August 30, 2011