Cockoon

It's a snuggie or a slanket with a hole cut out for the penis. Th wearer can cover everything but their cock.

I'm going to get in my Cockoon and cover my face for some instant/portable glory hole action.

by Goatoad January 28, 2010

Cockadoo!

Exclamation:

One can shout the word "cockadoo!" when angry, sad, excited, in aw, surprised or pretty much any situation.

Jeff: Yo Zev! check out my new lawn chair!
Zev: Cockadoo!!! That looks mad comfy!

Fred: I think I just got Hepatitis A..
Nachi: Cockadoo.. I'm sorry to hear that bro, feel better.

Josh shouted "cockadoo!" at the top of his lungs when Avi chopped his dick off with a ninja star.

by Jason Spazington's brother November 18, 2016

Cockdown

When Boris puts the country into lockdown and you can no longer get any cock.

"Fuck sake, that's me on cockdown until the end of February"

by mingesmasher69 January 5, 2021

cockadoodlebuttfuck

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.

Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"

by Joe with the face September 17, 2008

cockdrop

This is an act of malicious violence which the Japanese first invented and called " oo-cockeh-dropeh-wah! "
The act consisted of men whipping there genitals out, taking a running jump to their oponent, aiming there penis's at there faces and plummetting them to the ground. Slowly stabbing them with their cocks, leaving the enemy in sheer terror and pain.

Whilst going into battle

" YOU HAVE DISHONEST THE HOUSE OF YEN I MUST COCKEHDROPEH YOU.. WAH!! "

by Sway & Simmo December 7, 2004

Cocktooth

(adj/noun)being and ignorant dick/ass/bitch; often used as a comeback towards critisizm or in place of a noun.

turbett says,"Your so gay".
then you respond with,"your such a stupid fucking dickhole cocktooh asmunching cockworshiping cockmunk mother fucker that no one likes/loves or ever will like/love".
or
HEY COCKTOOTH! GET OVER HERE.
or
YOUR A COCKTOOTH

by brandon troxell February 10, 2007

Cockdoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006