Derived of the two words cock and monger.
1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.
2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.
3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.
2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.
3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
George Bush is a cockmonger.
by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007
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adjective
1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.
2. A mess of a crotch.
adjective
1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.
2. A mess of a crotch.
'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."
"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
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Get the cockwoggler mug.The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.
Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.
Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!
Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.
Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!
Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.
Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
by Necromas December 9, 2008
Get the Cockgoggles mug.Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".
by kimgee April 25, 2010
Get the cockoogle mug.A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
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