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cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
George Bush is a cockmonger.
by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007
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cockfangled

Cock-fang-led (kok-fang-uld)
adjective

1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.

2. A mess of a crotch.
'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."

"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011
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cockerdongle

a massive dinger donger that the ladies wanna touch
hey patricia, i was at michael's house and he pulled out his cockerdongle
by J'aquontavious October 16, 2017
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cockwoggler

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.
by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021
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Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
by Necromas December 9, 2008
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cockoogle

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007
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