CockWomble

A total gay bellend!

That Graham Cottee is a total CockWomble

by slsbrooks June 13, 2018

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices

Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.

by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.

"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"

by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

cockbobber

Someone who loves to gives loads of blowjobs !

She's my cockbobber !

by flammablepiss October 11, 2007

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

corkbomb

When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.

I shouldn't have drunk all of that camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.

by A__DAWG July 8, 2010

cuckbomb

When you Bautista bomb a cuckold off the balcony of an apartment, permanently damaging organs such as their kidney, liver and spleen.

Yeah, Johnny was simping over Lisa who doesn't give a fuck about him again, so I cuckbombed him off the 2nd story of Tom's apartment. That'll teach him.

Dave got totally cuckbombed yesterday at the pregame

by Dosonemcuh December 14, 2020