Cockboat

Columbus, Ohio local music forum. Noted mainly for it's poster's addictions to drama, drugs, bad music and left-wing PC causes such as gay marriage and free drugs for African-American AIDS patients. Lowest cumulative IQ of any music forum on the Internet.

I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.

by PitBulls January 23, 2004

cockmeat sandwich

someone that negatively comments everything and thinks he's the ish

Really Bob, you`re such a cockmeat sandwich.

by ashmendd January 9, 2009

cockbeater

someone who beats the semen out of cum guzzling whores

crapface says to Sgt.Plow "quit beating my cock will ya?!" you cockbeater....*whimpers* *sniffle*

by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008

cockbatswanamania

when ur cock is huge like mine and girls say its to big for them u suffer from cockbatswanamania

wanna bang
no thats waaaaaayy to big
i know i have a super colosil penis i suffer form cockbatswanamania

by boshgamharlem March 4, 2008

Community cockbeating

When a community of communist gets together and assembles a sort of gang to assault all the most dominant roosters within said community.

Yo man are u going to attend the community cockbeating this weekend?

by Maya Leao March 26, 2023

cockbreather

someone who wont actually suck a cock but will only get so close that you feel there breath on it.

Sally is a fuckin cockbreather she never gets to the point, "Stop talkin and just blow me!"

by richie guyuones July 29, 2009

cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry”
Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018