recovering cockaholic

A chick who has a slutty past, who gets into an exclusive relationship with a guy, but relapses into an episode of sluttiness and indulges her unquenchable desire for getting drunk and sampling random cocks.

That chick I dated was a recovering cockaholic- what did I expect?

by brovahedi March 13, 2009

Cockamoomoo

Covering your balls in maple syrup and sprinkles while wearing a leopard-print tie and laying on your sister's bed in the background while shes taking myspace pictures.

"Aha Tabatha, nice picture but your brother is pulling a cockamoomoo!"

"Dude, go to my sister's myspace. You'll see my cockamoomoo glory."

by Mr. Fuji January 4, 2010

cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockapoo

it’s a cock and a poo

hello cockapoo i like you

by Big Money Bitxh May 29, 2018

Cockamole

When you’re about to climax but you pull out and bust a nut on her mole.

Did you just pull a Cockamole on me!

by Cockamole October 21, 2020

cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door

that girl did the cockabootydoodoo

by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008

Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).

Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.

by AndyBozac January 2, 2018