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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.
As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?
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When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.
Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!
by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016
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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
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a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.
thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.
by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024
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