fuque Cobble

common greeting in certain league of legend clubs, like a reverse hail hitler.

Fuque Cobble to u my friend isn't it a lovely day?
woah i am tired fuque Cobble guys.

by notMocracyatall February 14, 2017

Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

cobble

a space around your crotchal region (genitals) about 1 foot in radius that is akward to invade or have invaded. a combination between the words cock and bubble, pertaining to the vicinity based perameters of the cobble, and males in particuar, but also women.

When you are chillin with friends and someone looks behind them or moves and suddenly realizes they are in in your cobble (about a foot away from your package), and freak out and everyone laughs about the akwardness.

by honeybeedan March 11, 2011

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021