coat-feeling 

A new form of social interaction, popular with students from the Midlands in the UK, where groups of people meet to look through each other's coat pockets. The items they find are then used to start conversations and friendships.

A speed-dating version also exists, although this is rarer and generally frowned upon by orthodox coat-feelers.

Tim: Coming for a spot of coat-feeling?
Ben: I'd love to, but the last time I did it the feeler had sticky hands, and thus my coat is in the wash.

coat-feeling by Mirk Stover January 6, 2009

Coat bag 

Yet another term for vagina. When you unzip a traveling coat bag and pull it open to examine the somewhat wrinkled contents the resulting scene resembles the female anatomy.

I put my nose in her coat bag

Coat bag by coatbag April 19, 2011

coat crushing

A really bad way to die.

As the temperature dropped, he pulled his coat tighter about himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.

coat crushing by the_irritated_giraffe January 21, 2007

coat dwarf 

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.

Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.

coat dwarf by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018

coat hanger 

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

coat hanger by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

Coat day 

The day in which a young african american boy recieves his well earned pay, and can invest in a fine Jacket or Coat.

Nizzle, I just got payed, its coat day!

You lucky its coat day, fool.

Coat day by Cthulhu August 5, 2004

Coat-Feeler 

A peron who engages in the art of coat-feeling.

A derogatory term for a liberal.

Bono is a coat-feeler.

Coat-Feeler by Mirk Stover January 6, 2009