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clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011
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couchie cutters

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
by hickyvicky February 23, 2011
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clutterful

understanding and accepting an untidy area, which contains a variety of objects
that female has a very clutterful purse
by NFTi35 October 10, 2008
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diamond cutters

Nipples that are very pointed when erect; so hard that they could cut diamonds and have a 15 on the Mohs scale.
You see that guy over there? He's got year-round diamond cutters.
by donnybob March 28, 2011
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Clustersexual

Different from both bisexual, homosexual and heterosexual in that this person enjoys sex in clusters.
"So, whats your sexual preference"

"Clustersexual"

"Ew."
by Sumar March 25, 2008
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emo cutters

Hardcore cutters. Don't cut for attention.
None of these other entries of emo cutters are real they all were probably made by no-lifed steroetypes who don't understand anything about emos or cutters.
by AnotherBetch May 25, 2007
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Cluttered

"My desk is so cluttered, sorry about that."
by Dreamrider June 23, 2016
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