Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.

"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.

by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017

clusterfuckation

When you are so fucked that the hole will take 90 lifetimes to get out of.

My debt is in a state of clusterfuckation.

by Ryan D. Spurlock April 29, 2016

ClusterFuck

When you do the devils tango in a cluster

Im going to go clusterfuck with jimmy, sarah and john

by Tizzle Wizzerler March 30, 2021

clusterfuck

Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

Clusterfuck

A group of 10 or more popular kids that are Holier-Than-Thou

Ew its the Clusterfuck again, why can they hang out at Walmart or something smh

by ImSoooooBored May 22, 2018

Clusterfuck

The art of being disconnected discombobulated and generally unorganized

This project has become a clusterfuck

by DoUdV8 August 15, 2017

Clusterfuck

World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

by P!o.o!P December 27, 2009