clurt

Slurping on a clit

I'm gonna do some mad clurting tonight!

by Jester666 February 6, 2018

Dirty Curtsy

Another term for taking a shit.

"I've got to take a dirty curtsy my friend"

by soundsmith81 April 24, 2016

federal courts

Plural of federal court. Courts of the federal government notably willing to terrorize defendents who are being prosecuted for income tax evasion.

The federal courts rarely have any sense of justice.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

curtsy flush

when your taking a shit and it smells really bad so you flush before you wipe.

yo will it stinks like dead aids can i get a curtsy flush !?

by poon123 February 24, 2009

Clutsy

Slang / Lad's talk: A combination of two words, 'classy' and 'slut', to create a posh but 'up for it' girl. Generally considered complimentary.

Physically: Lucy Pinder

In a conversation:
Boy1 - "Did you see that hot posh girl in the club earlier!? She was all over me!"

Boy2- "Hell yeah i did! She was clutsy! Well done!"

by Logan Brooks September 24, 2011

Curts

A big doucher that loves blow and is a sex addict :specialty;making lines of blow

Curts are fucking douchebags

by Curts January 21, 2015

clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers

"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"

by 5010m0n July 6, 2012