When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.
If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
by suchacyn December 8, 2009
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Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity
by Macsloan December 21, 2013
Get the clusterflop mug.A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
Get the cluster mug.The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided
Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!
Charlie .. Did that help at all?
Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better
Charlie .. Did that help at all?
Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better
by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts November 27, 2013
Get the Cluster F-Bomb mug.When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008
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