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Clueyness

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely, and undeservedly let down or disappointed for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)
The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.
by undeadawesome June 1, 2016
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Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
by jdi May 10, 2004
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clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.
Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.
by The Winch December 15, 2008
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CluelessDay

A nerd, expects to get stuff for free without doing any work. Top ten clowns: this guy. He's either pooping or sleeping with an excuse that he's "doing house work".
Milo: what is CluelessDay doing
Canceled: probably shitting
typical: what da dog doing
by imcancelled June 10, 2021
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barbecue clueless

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!
by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020
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Queen of Clubs

This term is sexual in nature and is typically associated with the sexual culture of cuckoldry but also can be used in cuckqueandry or other sexual settings. This term can be seen as a variation of other terms such as the queen of spades (Black Bull Lover) and queen of hearts (White Bull Lover). What distinguishes the queen of clubs from other “queens” Is that the target of their attraction or the “Bull” in this case is exclusively of Hispanic/Latino Descent. This term can be used for either straight, gay, or lesbian couples.
Beth(Queen of clubs): “Janette, I decided we should try calling Maria tonight.”

Janette(cuckquean): “What’s with you and latinas?you’re turning into Queen of Clubs lol”

Or

Beth: “Janette, you know that hot guy Alejandro I met last night, I might hang out with him again with his hot friends tonight”

Janette: “wow, another Latino? you’re really turning into a Queen of clubs now huh? Lol”
by Chavibaby February 9, 2022
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get a clue

Phrase used in response to someone being ignorant or stupid (clueless).
"Good job fucking up the meeting, Jason. Get a clue."
"Broke ass nigga, get a clue" - Rae Sremmurd
by zakd April 17, 2019
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