clue hug

A hug given to a detective as a reward for finding a clue. Typically an awkward gesture, usually given by a psychotic fan. Clue hugs are not to be given when the detective is summing up the crime.

(After finding a clue, Marci approaches Monk with her arms open.)
Monk: What are you doing?
Marci: Clue hug!

by jrg2222 March 10, 2008

clue goo

(n.) The product of having a raging clue.

"I almost shot clue goo all over Joe."

by King ReMO October 12, 2006

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003

west clermont middle school

West Clermont Middle school is the biggest middle school in the district but all of our 7th grade dances and field trips are cancelled. skanks, hoes, and f-boys roam the halls of this school. rumors and secrets are spread and nudes are leaked. kids run from the cops, send nudes, leak nudes, loose their virginity, and more. there's vaping and smoking issues, drinking alchohol and more. in all, west learning middle school is a shoebox. thank you for your time.

person 1: "you know what west clermont middle school is right?"
person 2: " yeah my little sister goes there and she's turning into a thot."

by Chaotic Nuetral December 8, 2019

DJ Clue

Someone who always fucks up a song that you just downloaded off the internet. Says annoying things in the background of a song.

Yeah! This songs the shit! Desert Storm!

by Ricksta February 27, 2004

Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009

Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.

When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.

by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009