clubbing baby seals

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

Clubbing Seals

Very large women that go from one club to another at Pioneer Square.

Damn man those clubbing seals always get in for free, how do they do it?

by blooper July 24, 2003

clubbing steve

the craziest motherfucker in the club. the dude that has his ho's pants off sliding down the pole, hes making it rain and buying the bar out. hes probally inebriated off several illicit drugs and he's going to drive home. he will never stop trying to get people to go to the pentagon.

My night was kind of boring, then clubbing Steve came to the club and I was a mother nine months later, fucking clubbing steve.

by That Crack 92 November 25, 2010

Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.

Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'

by BenS1986 July 22, 2010

Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.

"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"

by HankanatorX July 2, 2003

Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008