clown shoes

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

by Colin January 15, 2004

fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.

"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 05, 2003

Fucking Clown Shoes

When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...

Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!

by DJ Sio January 15, 2009

clown shoes

A code word for talking about marijuana in phone conversations or text messages. This usage can be traced back to a conversation about how walking around while stoned can make you feel like you're wearing clown shoes on your feet.

"I need to buy some clown shoes"
"I'm wearing my clown shoes, are you?"

by coconut monkey October 03, 2007

clown shoes

Hypothetical footwear devices said to be worn by individuals exhibiting odd tendencies or giving an impression of overexcitment and misdirected interests. Often seen on individuals from California, but most pronounced in Mauritians with skin cancer.

"That kid with the green hair wears size 16 clown shoes"

by Mister Dog April 08, 2003

clown shoes

the epitome of not being fresh
or
something that is not good

man that was clown shoes

by joe scheibling December 11, 2007