clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Clubby McDumbfuck

Mildbill. Someone who beats their toys.

"Nice work beating the shit out of your new bike, Clubby McDumbfuck."

by b June 29, 2004

Clobb

A thing that must you must beware of. Usually refers to a group of club i.e. clobb

Beware the 🆑🅾🅱🅱. The clobb can come for you anytime.

by TheBigClobb July 20, 2018

cobby

The most amazing, funny, enjoyable, great to be with person I know

Cobby is da best

by James Grant February 19, 2004

Clubby

Refers to a person exhibiting certain behaviors consistent with one who frequents nightclubs. These people tend to dress in a flashy clothing, visit dance clubs and behave inappropriately, drink in excess and act slutty.

Paris Hilton is sooooo clubby.

by Anna February 16, 2005

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

Clobber (ClobberClobber)

a very epic gamer

Joe: Clobber (ClobberClobber) is very epic

Deez: yes

by ClobberClobber May 30, 2021