Clinger

Someone who goes out with someone and does not move on

Guy 1:Dude,I just can't forget about Joanne

Guy 2:Dude,Stop being such a clinger,just move on

by shizzle man 2 January 4, 2009

Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Lankyrat November 16, 2009

Clinger

1. A clinger is a person (the tash) who will never leave his or her bf/gf. A possible explanation for this behavior could be the result of being poor. Clingers could be quite dangerous as they often intertwine with stalking. In a worse case scenario, clingers have been known to eat the host partner in order to obtain complete physical contact with the resulting partner.

2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.

Aj has been missing ever since he found the clinger.

by Y.P. December 31, 2006

level 10 clinger

Someone who lives up your ass

Sally-*leaves house to get gas*

Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"

by swaggielooooo March 24, 2016

Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).

Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO

by BDUB! June 8, 2011

Ginger Clinger

Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").

That guy Kwame is a real Ginger Clinger, he always fancies ginger girls!

by FraggleLocks March 24, 2010

Clinger

a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.

You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something

Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.

by Izzy Hername May 5, 2016