clever monkey

A person who acknowledges, accepts, and is required to perform a simple, direct, tactical job task but continuously overthinks, complicates, and needlessly over-analyzes the task as to leave the task 1) incomplete and/or 2)grossly incorrect and assuredly causing much consternation, gnashing of teeth and other colleagues to complete the task correctly.

Patrick always felt he knew better than everyone else and, behaving like a clever monkey, independently created his own invoice format to bill customers in Comic Sans font with his favorite, grossly inappropriate 'Quote of the Day' in the footer.

by touchdown_timmy December 23, 2016

clever gaming

A youtube channel run by two middle intelligence 6 year olds.
youtube.com/c/clevergaming01

Have u seen how shitty the new clever gaming video is?

by YnotZoidberg June 05, 2016

clever cat

A cool and hip alliteration to describe the cleverness of a person. It may also be used sarcastically when someone does something insanely idiotic.

Person 1: Jimmy disproved the theory of gravity!
Person 2: He's one clever cat!

by TiredofTyranny January 01, 2013

Animal clever

Possessing skills of a shady or possibly shady nature. Applied to people of little intellect.

X:"She got fired as a Walmart greeter cuz she kept telling the customers they dressed like they shopped there too much already, so she filed a lawsuit saying her free speech rights had been violated and she won a huge settlement. wtf?!"

Y:"Yeah, she's animal clever for sure!"

X:"He's too dumb to follow the directions on a can of corn, but he's the go to man if you ever lock your keys in your car."

Y:"Some people are just animal clever."

by Vardogr June 20, 2010

Clever Trevor

1. A Trevor who's actually done something right
2. Sarcasm for the act of what the Trevor did

1 - Some clever trevor has done my work for me
2 - oh you just crashed the car again, well done you clever trevor

by Duhzora February 21, 2009

Office Clever

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

by AcidTsunami December 01, 2009

Michala-clever

A person who is regularly experiencing sudden bursts of cleverness, while behaving pretty stoned at other times.

person 1: Yeah.. Horses.. Society.... By the way, the reason that africa's now "giving" the danes food is, that people wanna feel that they also RECEIVE something from africa. This might get them to donate more. Cake.. uuuh..
person 2: uhh dude you're so michala-clever sometimes, you know?

by truthspeaker. September 14, 2010