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roger clemens

annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
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clemson dinner

When POTUS 45 throws an All American Dinner, menu must consist of McDonalds, Wendys, Burger Kings and some pizza.

Must be in large quantity
Hey Nick Saban are you going to that Clemson Dinner?

Nick Saban: I'm Not Going So Stop Asking
by McFartyland January 16, 2019
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Clementine

Clementine is a total sweet heart but don’t get on her bad side or she’ll make h regret it. She’s very stubborn but adorable. She’s a badass but very sweet and cute
Boy: who is that?
Gurl: hmm I heard she’s clementine but she’s really cute
by Clementiñe September 25, 2019
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clemen

"The hot new curse word that's sweeping the nation: Clemen"
by Rhett Bojangles January 29, 2006
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west clermont middle school

West Clermont Middle school is the biggest middle school in the district but all of our 7th grade dances and field trips are cancelled. skanks, hoes, and f-boys roam the halls of this school. rumors and secrets are spread and nudes are leaked. kids run from the cops, send nudes, leak nudes, loose their virginity, and more. there's vaping and smoking issues, drinking alchohol and more. in all, west learning middle school is a shoebox. thank you for your time.
person 1: "you know what west clermont middle school is right?"
person 2: " yeah my little sister goes there and she's turning into a thot."
by Chaotic Nuetral December 8, 2019
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Clementine

This girl who is cute but also a really good person inside. You are trying to get her phone number after you danced with her at Cotillion because you want to know her better
You : I got a girls number
Friend : Is it a Clementine?
You : Yep
Friend : Nice
by YOBROHAHA November 20, 2016
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pull a clemson

the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.
"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."
by CaliCock January 7, 2012
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