chells

Short form for video game NHL09 by EA Sports.

"Jay Bo is unstoppable in chells"
"let me fuck you in chells"
"you fucked me in chells just now"
"best of 7 in chells?"

by 34Greening June 16, 2009

Ben Clelland

A very edgy over sensitive cunt. That lets this bitch named madison baily control his every move. He's usually seen spanking his dick or playing tennis. He also makes some very shitty joke that madison gets offended by.

Ben Clelland is a cunt

by jimmy long nutts April 5, 2017

EQ Cells

The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.

Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.

~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2

"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."

by Dahello123 November 19, 2018

stem cells

this is a more simple definition of it. before the human body developes it has stem cells, which are like blank cells, that will eventually become other things, if stem cells are put next to muscle tissue, it will become muscle tissue etc. you can get them from aborted fetuses and they could cure diseases like alzheimers, because they might beable to put the stem cells in the people, and have them replicate and rebuild the brain cells. and yes, as the other person said "Often confused by the laymen and stupid right-wing politicians as tiny little babys but really more similar to dandruff than babys"

stem cells could save millions of people but republicans wont let that happen

by alex14 August 20, 2006

Cellstorm!

A specific person that has a special knife to hunt people down with!

I saw a Cellstorm! with a deer on his back!

by a Fxrlie July 21, 2019

cellssy

A nigga on Xbox named Cellssy

Hey Cellssy, Xbox is fun isn't it?

by Bootylickinnigga September 12, 2020

Clellan

Clellan can go away for a little while but she'll always come back. Clellan is a sweet and funny person. She always puts others first. Clellan's are typically dark and awesomely spooky on the outside but bubbly on the inside.

" Do you see that Clellan?"

"Yeah! She's so nice!"

by Savow Truffle December 23, 2020