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Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
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cleft vagina

a vagina in which the labia extends all the way to the naval, similar in nature to a cleft lip.
after fooling around with the chick from the bar all night, i was astonished to discover that she had a cleft vagina... i guess that explains the granny panties.
by Jimbo2004 July 4, 2005
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clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.
While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.
by Chosney September 15, 2003
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Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.
John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!
by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009
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Cleft

“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls
by paedophilic man child October 11, 2019
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cleftal horizon

The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.
A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.
by ITMoss January 20, 2011
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natal cleft

She has a huuuuge natal cleft.
by butt crack May 13, 2005
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