Dirty Cleft

When you're getting head from a girl with a cleft pallet and you get snot on your cock.

Larry was getting head from Mary, he looked down and realized that he was receiving a dirty cleft.

by Davit Dingbat January 22, 2011

Clefairy

Basically the obscure original mascot for Pokemon but was eventually scrapped for Pikachu. Also basically a Jigglypuff with better design and stats all around the board so Clefairy can be used competitively while Jigglypuff cannot. Even worse Clefairy isnt even promoted in the anime enough so some people dont even know what it is.

Clefairy is better than Jigglypuff.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019

cleft

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"

You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft

by Dijital-JB November 1, 2005

Clefter

Dried piece of snot/bogey that has been picked and then flicked or wiped purposely onto a public space where someone would unfortunately put their hands (e.g.) door handle, keyboard.

ewww, there's a Clefter on the door handle !!

by tubes7 July 13, 2011

cleftproud

To be "Cleftproud" is to be proud of your cleft lip and palate (birth defect)

Siri: " I hate my Cleft lip... "
Luke: " Siri, dont worry, you're beautiful! Be Cleftproud instead of hating it ! "

by Jobabit March 20, 2017

cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

by toby palmer February 15, 2019

clefairying

When two retarded girls are having sex to some how get pregnant and a dude walks in and helps them out by giving them a little moonblast magic.

“Yo did you here that maddison and emily were trying to get pregnant by fucking?”
“Dude it was a threesome derek came and started clefairying the shit out of that sitch”

by KnowledgeEgg October 30, 2019