Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

thot cleats

white converses

she's wearing her thot cleats today!

by brogirls October 13, 2016

boiled rugby cleat

When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

boiled rugby cleat

When someone in there 20s looky super old like in their 50s and shit.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat."

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007

Cleated

Dont ever use this it isn’t a real term but if a retard ever says it know that they meant to say kicked by a cleat

P1 Dude i got cleated
P2 Wtf
P1 I GOT CLEATED
P2 Wtf does that mean
P1 Hhhhh dumbass i was hit by a cleat
P2 Nobody says cleated

by Fates_Envy October 22, 2019

Cleat Chaser

A person—usually a woman—who is infatuated with, actively pursues, or dates athletes, especially those who play sports that require cleats. A cleat chaser is typically found at games, practices, or after-parties, hoping to catch the attention of their favorite player (or players). They can also be found in a player’s DM’s, without fail.

Sarah is totally a cleat chaser. Every year when the Cowboys come to town, she's always trying to land a hookup.

by kingjames1107 June 23, 2025